Krisse Tuomisen Vitnessii, Vätnessii ja Vilosofiaa

Homosatus Illuminatus Maximus -Maximal Homosation is a very satiric parody game of the really weird prejudices about homosexual people.  We all know that gay people are not running a huge secret conspiracy that plans to make all the people turn into flaming homosexuals. Despite the obvious facts, some people still act like it's an honest threat to heterosexual society.  This recent TSR dumpster fire fiasco extravaganza showed the gaming community that there really are people who are aggressively against the human rights of glbtiQah+ people. Even to the tragicomic point where that dimwitted ranting is so hilariously stupid that it's almost funny. Sadly those views are not just outside our gaming community. They are also inside the community. As a game designer and spreader of tabletop RPG enthusiasm, I wanted to sort of stand to the platform and try to make at least one parodic roleplaying game in the gaming world, where gay people have Divine Gay Powers turning the World int...

Earlier this week, I posted a little bit of sarcastic, ironic, laconically parodic text about the forthcoming series of TSR Gaymess Gaymes (Gay+Game = Gayme) and meant it simply as a har har funny -kind of blog post. Somehow, some peeps got excited and it got me thinking that maybe, just maybe, I could really craft at least a single minigame out of these silly-nelly-billy game idea jokes. And because I got an iron hand as a business sense, Troglodytes Save the Revolution seems to be the game that may be coming alive.... someday, somehow. So, this is one of the TSR Gg ideas taken a bit further. T roglodytes S ave the R evolution GAYMESS (shortened to TSR Gaymess) Pardon my French, but some old hideous fartsies tend to really think that they can save the game world by making a so-called "revolution" that is just them basically cussing everyone and going deeper to their dark smelly caves. That is not a bright new idea, that is not a constructive idea nor it's a good idea. B...

We all know famous letter combinations and ways to shorten things. It is also a very fun spare time (wh)ac(k)tivity to produce fun, weird, funny weird, and weirdly funny meanings to famous abbreviations.  This time  D & D stands for: Daddies and Dolls, Drama & DADA, Driving and Drinking, Dealing & Doping, Dorks & Donuts, Drinks & Drops, Dimm & Dark, Dikes & Dynamites, Declarations & Decorations, Diplomas & Deities, Darkness & Dorkness, Deep Depression, Donations & Dimes, Demons & Decks, Drugs & Drop-outs, Doom & Destruction, Dips & Dunks, Dharma & Dedication, Diablerie & Decamerone, Doobie & Desperate, Drooling & Drumming, Damp & Dry, Drop & Dripple, Desk & Doodle, Drag & Divine, Dubbing & Dabble , Dreaming & Dying, Dobbelgangers & Doubles, Dice & Desc r iptors, Deep-skins  & Deerskins, Deepstack & Deepslate, Dehabitation & Dehydration, Devils & ...

 You may have heard about other TSRs lately, but this is the most ultimate and truest form of all TSR ever existed! All hail the old, dead, and gone TSRs, here's the new TSR, all hail the new TSR! ☝👸👑📢📣🏆⚡🔥🌈 May I proudly present the Future of the mini-games! This is bad-ass, Old-school, and sooooo cool! The series of mini-games called TSR Gaymes (s) . Forthcoming titles may or not be, called as... TSR Gaymess Gaymes: T assels S odomy R opes GAY-MESS (shortened to TSR Gaymes([S]) Tassels, Sodomy and Ropes GAY-Mess is a mini-game about the party of happy, gay, consensual ghlbtiqa+, queer, and kinky people having fun in a queer dungeon party. T unnels S nakes R accoons GAYMESS (shortened to TSR Gaymess) Game about friendly and adventurous raccoons and snakes adventuring in tunnels. T rolls S educe R aunchy G argoyles Gaymess Gayme This sexy game really keeps the gaming on fantasy: on sex fantasy! T ops S educe R ams GAYMESS (shortened to TSR Gaymess) Not every gay-top-...